Wednesday, March 19, 2008

A beat 'em up endorsed by PETA

Ignore the not very funny commentating.




I can't believe I don't even remember this game. I thought my long Friday nights at the roller rink as a prepubescent lad had exposed me to every quarter munching beat 'em up there was. It's too bad the gameplay is subpar because I really want to play this game.

I love the insane, Saturday morning cartoon logic of guys who could clearly make millions as arm dealers settling for animal poaching. Also amazing, that the multitudes of dames you violate are dressed more for an office job than a day in sub-Saharan Africa.

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