For the second week in a row, the Xbox 360 has managed the seemingly impossible and bested the PS3 in Japanese hardware sales. Long considered a lost territory to the American born system due to the complete failure of the original Xbox and the mild reception the 360 had garnered up till now, Japan seems to be slowly awakening to the console's hissing siren call.
In an exclusive phone interview with RD!, Xbox Japan Boss Takashi Sensui said, "We think the audience is responding to the great exclusive RPGs like Tales of Vesperia and Infinite Undiscovery and they are also enjoying the robust online experience provided by Xbox Live. Also, they really enjoy how it sprouts tentacles and rapes young women."
Sensui revealed that as part of tailoring the New Xbox Experience to Japanese tastes, they've included a feature that allows the Xbox 360 to sprout giant, cephalopodic tentacles that seek out nubile women and rape them. It was planned to release with the rest of the NXE later this fall, but the situation in Japan was deemed so dire, Sensui approved the release of the beta.
"The full version will be so much more robust," he added. "You'll be able to choose the color, the texture. Right now they only commit vaginal rape, but the final version will seek out any opening for violation. It also won't be limited to women; we don't want to leave you guys out on all of the fun! The best part is, the number of tentacles is tied to your gamerscore. If you have very little gamerscore, you'll only get one tentacle, but if you have over 20,000; oh man, watch out!"
RD! was allowed to download the full version and will be posting our impressions soon. Needless to say, use of the updated Xbox 360 around the office has proved a great distraction.
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