Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Interview With Distinguished Game Writer Fails to Answer Crucial Question: Is she dunkable?


Esteemed video game blog joystiq published an interview with Susan O'Connor conducted at the Austin Game Developer's Conference. While the interview revealed her involvement with some of the best selling and highest reviewed games of recent memory, it failed to answer the question addling most readers: do they want to put it in her?

Robotronic Dynamite met with members of the "Pwnsters of the Universe" clan at a Taco Bell to discuss the situation.

"I mean, it's kind of cool how she progressed from waiting tables to working on casual games to working with Cliffy B, but I'm just not sure if I'd hit it or not," notes Jeremy, a rotund boy wearing his black baseball cap in the backward fashion.

"They have a picture up. She looks pretty cute. I'd fill that void," declared curly haired and pock marked Richard.

"But I heard that was a photoshop job. One guy said she had a turkey neck and was over weight," countered Jeremy.

"I bet she got on atkins," suggested Richard.

"Maybe she has a myspace or something. But then those pictures are always all small and people just pick the ones that make them look good anyway, " added Mike, the clan's top head-shotter.

RD! did some digging into Miss O'Connor and while we learned that she's worked on over twenty games, has been awarded honors from DICE and GDC, and routinely speaks at industry conferences across the globe, it could not be ascertained as to whether or not gamers should want to slang that dang dang. Calls to her office have not been answered.

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